Ritual of the Month: Blood on the Walls

Join us in our most unholy ritual yet! This month, we're brewing up a storm of crimson chaos with our Blood on the Walls ritual.

Brew 10 cups of our special Antichristal blood-red coffee, then spill 3 of them on the walls of your favorite local art gallery.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our most devoted followers have to say:

Testimonials:

• "I spilled blood on the walls and now my landlord hates me. Worth it." - @SatanicSara
• "I've tried every ritual, but Blood on the Walls is the only one that's made me feel truly alive... until the police came." - @AntichristalAndy
• "I'm not saying I've seen the face of God, but I'm pretty sure I saw a hint of it in the splatter pattern on the wall." - @BloodiedBetsy

Don't have a favorite art gallery? No problem! We'll be hosting a special "Brews and Smears" event at our Antichristal Brewing Co. this Saturday. Come for the coffee, stay for the chaos.

Learn more about our inspiration behind this month's ritual.

Got questions? We've got answers (or at least something that sounds like answers).

A special treat for our most discerning readers: the artist statement rebuttal.